Bulletproof Scales.

Jan 16

Fun fact: after you eat ONE m&m, you need to run a lap around a football field to burn it off.

YEAH RIGHT. I CALL BULLSHIT. Whoever believes that must have air in their brain.

acreamcoloredbirdie:

tinythighs:

I’ve eaten like 500 m&ms today. fuck it.

Um. There’s only 4 or 5 calories in a single M&M.

You can burn 5 calories walking up and down the steps in your house one time.

I’m pretty sure it’s if you eat a PACK of M&Ms

Seriously? Who ever wrote this can fuck off.

(via dyke-recovery)

Dec 27

TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS - FOLLOW MY OTHER TUMBLR SITE [http://fatloser.tumblr.com] I WILL BE DELETING THIS ONE.

Dec 16

Why am I lying awake thinking of what I will leave to who in my will?

I’m sad & lonely. Waiting for self induced sleep to arrive. I wish Thundercat would give me cuddles. His bed is better he reckons. & I’m sure it is.

Nov 4